CheesyWheesy is the digital cheese cave in your pocket — batch logs, aging calendars, culture calculators, and a photo diary for every wheel you've ever coaxed into existence.
From the first splash of rennet to the last slice off a fully aged wheel — CheesyWheesy follows the whole arc of the process.
Automated reminders for turning, washing, salting, and inspecting — so no wheel gets forgotten mid-cave.
A visual timeline of every rind, from bald curd to properly funky — compare texture and color over months.
Instant rennet, starter culture, and salt measurements — scaled precisely to your milk volume.
Track yield percentages, flavor ratings, and success trends across every batch you've ever logged.
Every wheel has a rhythm of its own. Slide through a typical 90-day aging arc and see how the rind — and your task list — changes along the way.
Enter your milk volume and get precise measurements, scaled the way you'd scale a real recipe.
Based on typical home-batch ratios for a firm cheese. Adjust to taste and recipe.
We're a small crew of home cheesemakers, coders, and unapologetic fermentation nerds who got tired of tracking cave humidity on sticky notes and rennet math on the backs of napkins. CheesyWheesy started in an actual basement, next to three wheels of aging Gouda and a spreadsheet that had officially given up.
Our mission is simple: give every home dairy alchemist a steady hand through the long, slow process of turning milk into something worth waiting for. Cheesemaking rewards patience and precision — we just make sure nothing important slips through the cracks between curd and cave.
Inside CheesyWheesy you'll find an aging calendar that reminds you when to turn, wash, salt, or check in on a wheel; a rennet, culture, and salt calculator built around your actual milk volume; and a photo vault where you can watch a rind go from bald and pale to properly funky over the weeks.
No cloud required, no guesswork needed. Just milk, time, and a little help remembering what happens next.
CheesyWheesy: because good cheese keeps its own schedule — now you can too.
CheesyWheesy ("the app," "we," "us") was built on one simple principle: your cheesemaking journey is yours alone. This policy explains — plainly, and without legal fog — exactly how we handle your information. The short version: we don't collect it, we don't store it remotely, and we don't send it anywhere. Everything happens on your device.
CheesyWheesy does not collect any personal information whatsoever. There are no user accounts, no sign-ups, no email addresses requested, no names, and no location or geolocation data gathered. We do not use analytics tools, tracking pixels, or behavioral profiling of any kind. The batch names, aging notes, photos, and calculator inputs you enter exist only within the app on your own device.
Because nothing is collected, nothing is used, analyzed, aggregated, sold, or shared. There is no server-side processing of your data, no advertising profile built from your activity, and no "anonymized" pooling with other users — that would require collecting it in the first place, which we don't do. Every feature, from the aging calendar to the culture calculator, runs entirely on-device.
All data — batch logs, aging schedules, photo galleries, recipe notes, and calculator history — is stored locally on your device's own storage. CheesyWheesy has no cloud database, no remote server, and no backend infrastructure that transmits or receives your information. The app works exactly the same with no internet connection at all.
CheesyWheesy does not integrate any third-party analytics SDKs, advertising networks, crash-reporting tools, or external trackers. No data leaves the app to reach any outside company, ad exchange, or data broker, because no such connection exists in the app's design.
Since your information never leaves your device, there's no transmission to intercept and no remote database to breach. Security here means keeping the app's on-device operations lightweight, sandboxed, and free of unnecessary permissions or background network activity.
CheesyWheesy does not knowingly or unknowingly collect personal information from anyone, including children under the age of 13. Because no data collection mechanism exists at all, the app is inherently compliant with COPPA and similar child-privacy protections.
You are always in complete control of your data. Every batch record, photo, and note lives on your device and can be viewed, edited, or removed at any time. Uninstalling the app permanently deletes its local data — there is no cloud account or remote backup to separately delete, because none exists.
We may occasionally update this Privacy Policy to reflect new features or clarify existing practices. Any revision will include an updated effective date at the top of this page. Continued use of CheesyWheesy after changes means you accept the revised terms.
Questions about this policy can be sent to: privacy@cheesywheesyapp.com
Got a cranky wheel, a wonky calculation, or just a really good Gouda story? Whether it's a bug, a feature idea, a partnership pitch, or a rind that turned out perfect — drop us a line. A real person reads every message.
⏳ We typically write back within 24–48 hours — sometimes faster, unless we're elbow-deep in curds.